deadbeef79000

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"They had a knife!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The most vitriolic responses were from fathers who don't want to admit they mutilated their sons.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Circumcision is genital mutilation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But then they can't ~~force you to watch~~ claim that you watched the ad at the start of the video for that sweet advertiser revenue.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It's just this, just simple geology.

The water level is actually irrelevant.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This is why it's important to have tests that assert a system's failure modes too.

shouldFitTriangleInTriangleHole()

shouldNotFitTriangleInAnyOtherHoles()

Bonus points for just parameterizing it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Plausible to within 1/5 of a plausibility unit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"This jacket looks ridiculous".

Guy walking in with hat: "Uhh...."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Why do all their jackets look three sizes too big?

Obviously they need room for all the medals, but they could at least tailor them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well I grew up on a farm...

That's the Wizard of Oz.

You got that from "I grew up on a farm"?

If you're going to rip something off, choose something no-one knows.

Farscape flashback.

Gold.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Perhaps it's just whelming.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Amazing. I get there's some atlassian bullshittery behind that.

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