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Commenting on YouTube? Gross.

So it's not even actually an iMessage app. Cute.

I feel like the kind of person who would buy a car through Amazon is also the kind of person who doesn't leave their house in the first place.

When you finish but she keeps going

It's politicians who are shoveling money at the Israeli government and increasing our debt. Fix that problem before creating a fake one.

The symmetry is enough to bring a tear to your eye.

Do it like the audio books and it works though.

Multipass.

I'd say "fuck Ted Cruz" but that's something nobody should ever do.

Get me a Coke.

I don't remember where I first saw it, but it's become a favorite saying: Isn't it funny how it only takes a pretty face to make you want to put someones genitals in your mouth?