chunkystyles

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The first one was so so good.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I remember seeing some cop show a long time ago where they couldn't figure out how this guy kept screwing up their lot detector tests they were forcing him to take. They found out he was putting a tack under his big toe and using this trick so they scheduled him for another test, but they kept moving him from one building to another looking for the room they were supposed to be in, forcing him to walk a lot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I thought it was an oatmeal cream pie, but it's been a long time since I've seen that movie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I appreciate it. Not to sound conceited, but I'm very secure in my position.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The company I work for and the company I used to work for are doing return to office right now. Thankfully I'm not impacted because I live halfway across the country.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Let me save you more of your precious time: tank water heaters are surprisingly efficient. No need to even think about numbers. Just remember that one fact.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Florp Battle: Microsoft released Gishly and the next is the open source Florp alternative, Norbling.

This is how I read the headline.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (7 children)

You could try a trick I use for mosquito bites and poison ivy.

Run some hot water. Just right on the edge of too hot to touch. Put the itchy part under that running water.

It will feel like the most intense itch, but also relief at the same time (assuming it works). It only takes maybe 5 seconds to work. Afterwards, the itch stops for a couple hours.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wish they'd let golf die so we could reclaim the courses and put them to good use.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I never used Omegle

Then why are you talking about it? Why come here just to spew completely uniformed conjecture?

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