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I understand the intent from your graphic, but given the signage, I would not have known what they expected of me.

It’s not a programming language.

I agree that “I work in IT” gives off “I want to talk to the manager” vibes.

Keep in mind that the service lines also deal with customers who can’t distinguish a CPU from a modem from a monitor. Hence the basic troubleshooting in the beginning.

*either

Grammar nazi out.

Never mind the millions of PCs that don’t want to downgrade to this garbage.

If you need visual studio for work, you’ll also need the internet. So you’re chilling out the rest of the day? Congrats.

That must have been an incredibly shitty virus scanner if it complains about Windows features.

Only if you absolutely need some crucial bit of information the moment it arrives, in which case, email isn’t for you, since messages can take up to 3 days to arrive.

on iOS, only the latest OS version has support for push notifications

they can’t make noise or vibrations

extra nuisance that took effort to implement

I think this point needs to be stressed more. It is dead simple to write a website that works well on mobile phones. In fact, the first ever website, without CSS, without any JS, without fancy HTML5 features, is mobile friendly: http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html

It’s only when you start adding useless bells and whistles like floating shit in from left and right, tons of animations, side-by-side displays, overlays and whatnot that you need to start being competent to make it work on mobile.