blackstampede

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Worked security at a hospital, and was responsible for signing corpses over to the funeral homes. One week, there was a car wreck in a nearby small town- a pickup truck flipped and rolled with five or six teenagers in the back. I spent the whole night rolling them out of the freezer and passing them off to various funeral homes.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

The man has a type, and that type is either 17 or 6402373705728000 years old.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

My patron saint

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

My planes had groups, but I don't think they were grouped by seat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Burn the heretic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ah yeah, true. Even with minor exceptions, I still feel like it could be done better. I'm just bitter because I had to take four different planes this week.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That's the problem with society- all the damn people. *Shakes fist at cloud*.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (13 children)

Load the goddamn plane by column, window seats to aisle seats, grouped by odd/even seat numbers and make people line up largest seat number to smallest. It takes an extra five minutes before you board the plane and saves you twenty or thirty. It wouldn't even cost you the five if it was the standard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's also 60", which is absurdly large to me lol. Glad I could help, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No worries. I feel like you probably do have to be a masochist to consume Tate media of any type, so it still works.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ah, my bad. Sorry.

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