Wow, they suck. Also weird to have to come in to take a sick day.
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I really appreciated how close the sink was to the toilet in my hotel room during my last bout.
To be fair though, he's come a long way since kindergarten.
I'm with you in not getting this. I think the concert comparison is useful. What a lot of people get out of a live show is a connection with the crowd. A bunch of people around them all expressing energy about the same thing. I think it's the same with a political rally. Personally I don't get this--I just lack the gene for getting into crowd energy or something. But a lot of people really enjoy this, and people ramp each other up. I kind of think it's a human instinct we'd be better of without.
But...but...but...that's not a magic bullet with instant gratification! We expect it to work like Amazon where we just order the thing we want and get it the next day.
I just used up a bag of dried dates that were a couple years past the date on the bag. They weren't noticeably different from when new. (They went into something baked so also seemed less of a big deal.)
"Reduce cooking time by 2 seconds for each month past expiration."
Some brands of mayo actually say on the jar that you don't need to refrigerate them. In the fridge, I'd probably keep that 2 or 3 times longer then the jar claims it should last.
Unless stored in some unusual way, the nut oils would almost certainly have been rancid. Not very healthy for you, but wouldn't give you food poisoning. Salt can hide the taste of rancid oils.
I would suggest the data you have is not reliable enough for this comparison. For starters, not all dental floss is the same. Secondly skill and technique may vary.
Probably the fish. The acid in mayo makes it spoil a lot less easily then people think.