I'm definitely younger than you because emacs sucks
A private island
And only a trusted few would be allowed on it.
- WaLL-E
- Big Hero 6
- Terminator 2
Paperhanded bitches
The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkein because there's no fucking way in hell I will ever finish that shit
A couch is where you screw. A sofa is where you make love.
Ergo, a sofa is sexier than a couch.
But only if the flux capacitor gets up to 1.21 gigawatts
A car on fire on an entrance ramp. Thought it was a wildfire at first until I got closer and was weirdly relieved when I saw what it was.
I know! It's that deadpan delivery that really sells the style.
Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's!
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
-Mitch Hedberg
What do you call ten thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
A good start.
What skin do you use, tho?