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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Won't SOMEBODY think of the poor, poor monopolists who so far made their money exploiting the alternativeless victims at their mercy? Why would their prey give them way too much money now, eh? Socialism! Terrorism! All the bad words, what's in right now? Woke? DEI?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Google: "You wanted words? Here are some words!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Oh, they'd never do anything as sinister as that. That may still be illegal (if the ultra-rich lobbying hasn't taken care of that obstacle by that point).

Instead, they'll just make sure that whatever essential core service they've built a monopoly in by just muscling the poorer competitors out of the race will cease to be offered to you if you refuse to hand all your money over to them.

See also: insulin, hospital treatment, etc. This is just a new playing field to find old prey in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sure, the possibilities are endless, so the first thing we'll get that has any research money and effort put into it is how to turn it into an advertising platform and then maximally enshittifying it as soon as there's a market share to speak of.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It's fiiiiine, I wouldn't want a stupid brain chip that's NOT on fire anyway. Looks much cooler and I bet that's just how Daddy Elon planned it to be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Have you considered upgrading to the Ultra Premium Deluxe Version? For just 99.99- a month, you can actually use what you bought!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

"Download our app and consume ads on it because... becaaaaauuuuuusssseeeeee, um, let's say SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN? Maybe terrorism? Just pick a reason you'd believe and get the app, okay?"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Yes, Neil deGrasse Tyson, you are very jaded and knowledgeable. Now let the rest of us have fun.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

And that's why we must lock every one of our free citizens up. Y'know, for their protection.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Since Goebbels used the phrase "If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear", then he'd be the one arguing against the right to privacy. The fascist dogma is eroding privacy in favour of surveillance - ostensibly to protect the people, but really just to control them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How make proper fire with stone?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It kinda does feel like spez is just testing how much he can squeeze out of the leftover marks at reddit before leaving the carcass out to dry.

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