Hey! HEY! That is a vile insinuation! They'd never do that and also they only suppress votes for the other party and those don't count anyway, so what if they do it when it's perfectly fine seeing how they could never win if they allowed the election to be run fairly, and in conclusion, voter suppression is great and everybody should do it (except for non-republicans).
Wait, what were we talking about again?
At least they can finally admit that they are not a car company.
Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you're good to go.
Your mom.
Wait, that doesn't make any sense.
Wait, it not masking any sense has never deterred anyone from making a your mom joke, so it's fine after all.
Wait, that's actually a pretty grim appraisal of the state of what is considered to be humorous.
In that case, I'll go with my sweatpants instead, if I may.
Potayto, potahto, all depends on which reality you choose to inhabit.
These are called schools and universities and whatnot.
Honestly, if your goals include conserving an inhabitable environment for the human race in the future, conserving a semblance of wealth for everyone but the top, like, dozen people on Earth, conserving the rights of workers and consumers against an overwhelming opposition, conserving democracy for future generations (and all that against the best efforts of a supposedly "conservative" party), your parents may have been right.
Trump sues mirror for making him look ugly.
"Wouldn't it be great if everybody gave my AI company money?"
"For doing what?"
"... I don't follow."
Sacre bleu! It's almost like the free speech warrior does not know that the other aspect of free speech besides speaking freely is being able to choose whom to listen to! Does he think free speech means being forced to listen to specific people speak?
Surprised. Pikachu. Face.
"Fuck that particular con, I have a president in my pocket now."