atticus88th

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Paramount is foaming at the mouth.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Is it a coincidence that when Elon Musk makes a douche move, more of the satellites are lost?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

To think... there will be children soon asking "Who is Lady Gaga?"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The Prompt: "AI, create a soda flavor!"

The response: "Heres a recipe for a soda flavor... 1C corn syrup, 2C carbonated water, 1tsp your choice of food coloring. I could have prefaced this recipe with 10 paragraphs explaining the history of soda littered with browser breaking ads, but I am not a sociopath."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Honey, I was reviewing the new interns pull request. She was having a real hard time. We kept pushing and pulling until we eventually found ourselves getting that commit all over the codebase. Needless to say it won't happen again, it was a one night standing review.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Mentally handicapped makes a lot more sense because I have never seen one of those things drive normally.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Some of them are raging right now at the idea that not everyone who hates cars wants to live in an apartment.

Its like liberals screaming when they findout you can be a liberal and a gun owner.

Or conservatives when you express socialistic rights while also limiting government.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A circlejerk community where facts are thrown out the window. Doesnt matter where its hosted, social media just going to keep doing what its doing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Its enough suffering that hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

South Africa had a web designer market? Colormesurprised .com

Edit: i dont even know wtf i just linked but to save your soul please dont go to it.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Superior Court of Alameda County is charging roughly $1 per page to get legal filings. To download the entirety of the court proceedings to date, the court wants $2,999.

Alright, fuck it! Lets build our own soft serve ice cream machines... with blackjack and hookers.

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