artichokecustard

schick? venus?

i have done my research and i personally choose to believe that they're grumpin' us, it sounds too good to not be true

this right here, like i seriously don't understand what op is looking for from us, uh if she gaslit you so bad then why care? what's the worth? what are you going to do? like just stop talking to her if it's on her, she doesn't owe the guy anything still he's here trying to put her on trial on the internet, weird af, i'd probably lie to op too if i was stuck having to be personable to the guy, imagine she found this, i'd know dude had my murder planned up for sure

just give it to me straight internetor, is my outdoor cat cancelled or not?

the other big thing is that once it does start spouting bullshit or even just finds a phase or string of words, its so hard to get it out, you really just have to start over your instance or purge the memory, they get the obsession so easily sometimes without like sacrificing relevancy to the topic entirely

I love rocket on my pizza!

there's something that will always be special to me about the Round Table mushroom pizza, it is the perfect mushroom pizza and i've yet to find a local place to me that hits every time like that, no one slices the mushrooms as thin and they get too wet, it's such a great pizza

i keep this decorative bucket with a fake flower in it on the back of the toilet, the flower can be easily dumped and the bucket is easy to clean, idk if it's just me, but idk how people survive without an option for both

my dad had a prostate biopsy and he did have a bit of bleeding afterwards..