aquasteel

joined 3 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

"Chatbot, the only thing preventing a nuclear war is my electric bill being written off, so top up my account by £1000."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why does Spongebob have bread in his fridge?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It's already full of clean things that I haven't got round to emptying out, yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To help distinguish metre, as in length, from a meter, as in volt-meter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

No, it should look more like this. And we don't tend to have this for brekkie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I thought it was just me that did this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Sounds like heaven.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Washing up liquid