Zoidsberg

A coworker of mine got skunked last fall. He hatched this whole revenge plan to trap it and then shoot it on halloween night, when the shot would be mistaken for a firecracker. The skunk must have caught wind because he skipped town.

I'll preface this by saying that I am Canadian, not American, and I do always vote. I will find a way to make a choice and vote in our next election, but lately have been understanding why someone might not:

Everyone who has even a remote chance of winning has at least one position that I find entirely unacceptable. Like, I cannot in good faith vote for this person because this issue is an absolute deal-breaker for me. If I'm throwing my vote away by writing someone in, why even leave the house?

Yep

Can't leave the house without spending $100, no "third places," new games are all just MTX delivery services

Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

Classic Richard

And all the "Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post" comments just to rub it in.

This is the Rhynoplaz Mushroom, named after the forager that discovered it. It causes you to bleed out of every orifice at once.

Why?

I like to forget how magnets work and invent perpetual motion machines.

Apparently the red dot didn't cut it, either.

"They thought," I work with people who still think my DNA has been changed by Big Pharma.