Zathras

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Ear plugs or noise canceling headphones

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Likewise. I had braces twice, a bunch of baby teeth, all wisdom teeth and 2 permanent teeth pulled because my "mouth was too small". I have some fucked up dreams but the scariest ones are those where my teeth are loose or falling out. I think I have dental PTSD...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (8 children)

In my mid-40s and never have gotten a cavity.

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Robin Williams

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (10 children)

Resident Alien

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Spanikopita - or anything with layered phyllo dough Char Siu Bao - so delicious, so fluffy, but the Chinese yeast dough is much more difficult to perfect the texture of than regular dough

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Noise cancelling headphones.

 

I am not a dad, nor of the male persuasion. Never had kids, nor do I want them. However, I love your jokes. Everyday when I scroll through my subscribed feed and come across the jokes in this community I want to /facepalm and laugh at the same time. They are so bad they are good. This community is secretly my favorite to come across in my feed (even moreso than the ones I mod and/or participate frequently in). Thank all of you for help making me smile every day.

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