Whelks_chance

One man controlling access to a sizable percentage of the world's internet access doesn't solve much.

TopSixHour

Jsonb in postgres is fine, I've been using it for years. Much better than letting mongodb anywhere near the stack.

In the shape of a kitten

I love how arbitrary, cultural and opinionated that must be to work with. You'd learn something about the implimenter of the compiler by using it for a while.

I can't tell if you're joking and deliberately invoking the original comic above

The Animatrix described it fairly closely

I've seen this before, but didn't realise they got milkdrop working. I bought an MMX compatible processor specifically to be able to run this, back in the day.

The question was why do I hate it, and it was because of this. I don't understand your confusion.

How does a rainbow table help here? They're more for decoding unsalted encrypted database tables, rather than for actually trying to login.

For me, it was this

https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.mysql-real-escape-string.php

I'm neither surprised nor unsurprised. I'm middle aged and don't have much insight into what university students are doing day to day.