Waldowal

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like if she's interested, she might invite you in for a drink or coffee next time you drop your kid at their house. If she's too shy, maybe you offer next time she drops her kid at your house. If she stays in her car as little Billy runs up, that's a sign she's not interested (or just busy at that moment).

I also like the idea of offering to take the boys to a movie or something and inviting her. But she may just want to see a movie, so that's not a total green light. If she grabs your dick during the movie though, that's a pretty good sign.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, and add an Agile framework. Extreme Monkey typing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine if you just had to scroll down to get to the other options like "Does not describe me", and they are still talking about "The biggest psychopath we've ever interviewed - just out of morbid curiosity. "

 

I need a new car, and I really want to go full electric. I'm wondering if anyone regrets buying one? What are the downsides?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some additional info based on their published material (screenshot below). The software gets its data from "publicly available sources" which includes tracking information from many different online advertisers, public social media posts, etc. As we know, the advertising data can sometimes have your personal info attached - sometimes not. Babel Street claims to anonymize the data, but let's assume there is a $$ amount at which they won't.

So, theoretically, if you can successfully avoid ad trackers, and you don't post on social media platforms except where you want to be "seen", you can avoid this tracking (granted that seems quite impossible these days).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Nothing valuable, but I discovered a cache of Matchbox cars, coins, spoons, and small plastic toys all in a small spot in my yard when I first moved in. Seemed cool imaging the kids playing there years prior. Building tunnels in the dirt to drive their cars through and accidentally burying them for me to find later.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just rewatched that as well. Some of my favorite parts:

  • It's set in 2021
  • His brain implanted hard drive holds a whopping 80GB. He uses a "doubler" to increase his capacity to 160GB. The whole plot of the movie is that he loads 320GB in, which leaks into his brain, and he has to get it back out before it kills him.
  • The encryption key to the data is photos of a tube television screen that have to be faxed to the recipient.
  • One futuristic aspect to his hotel room is that the TV wakes him up with a personal message on screen and then he uses it for a video call.
  • The local rebels are a group called the Low-Teks - led by Ice-T. They end up having the highest end tech.
  • The best doctor around is Henry Rollins.
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The fetish stuff is all created by people who can't experience ASMR and just assume it's what being horny feels like. Sad really.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What, you think I don't have any friends? Sigh. You are mostly correct. But I have this one.

He's been renting for years. He's definitely moving. All clear.

 

Not really me. A friend of mine is moving out of state. His neighbor has been a total dick the entire time he's lived there. Constantly commenting on how my friend's yard isn't as good as his. Mean to my friend's wife and kids for no reason. Just an asshole of a person.

What are some ideas for fun pranks my friend can leave behind?

[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is going to be my new way to antagonize conservatives I know:

ME: Did you know Harris has had 5 kids with 3 different partners?!

MORON: I don't doubt it. She's a whore!

ME: Oh sorry, I meant Trump.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guy on the team rage quits one day. Few days pass and HR goes to clean out his desk. Finds a paper bag full of syringes and a very graphic instruction manually on how to inject something into your dick.

Whatever it was, I guess it can't wait until you're at home to inject into your dong. It has to be at work.

Cherry on top was that HR policy was to box up all personal belongings left behind and have the ex-employee come pick them up. So, if he had forgotten these things were in his desk, he certainly remembered after he came back and they handed him the bag.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm somewhat ashamed to admit it, but back before he did "The Apprentice", I'll admit I was somewhat fascinated by Trump as a business "mogul". I read at least 5 of his books starting with "Art of the Deal". Here are some highlights I remember:

  • He constantly bragged about deals in which he completely fucked someone over. Not once did he acknowledge it - at all. It's like it never entered his mind. Or, that the more he fucked someone over, the more proud he was.

  • He bragged about never preparing for speeches. He likes to completely wing it every time - which I guess is obvious.

  • He claimed to never eat lunch. Too busy "making deals" he said.

  • He used to be very good friends with the Clintons. Went to their parties often. Spoke very highly of them.

  • Didn't mention Jeffrey Epstein at all. You know, like all those pictures of them together might have been a secret?

  • Talked about times when he was flat broke or in the hole and how he needed to fake that he was rich to keep up appearances so people would want to do deals with him. I remember one paragraph where he was walking into a building in NY with Ivanka and pointed out a homeless person and told her "See that man. He has more money than me."

Long before he entered politics, based on those books, I knew Donald Trump was a despicable piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"The Projects" is a term used to describe government provided (or subsidized) housing for poor people. The term is generally used to indicate "a place in a city where income is low and crime is usually high".

 

Filter to 1-star and note how many reviews are direct copies of each other - many referencing that the Obamas are executive producers.

 

Double boxed, surrounded by air pouches and held firm with layers of wax paper. How bad do you have to treat a package to get this level of destruction?

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