VikingHippie

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nope, some game called "IfSunSets" that I'm not going to try ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

I walk and talk like a field hand But the boots Iโ€™m wearing cost three grand

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Warm night, cold beer, blue jeans, red pick-up

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (19 children)

Biden BARELY beat him the first time around and conditions are WORSE this time around:

1: The electorate has a ridiculously short memory and aren't currently suffering from Trump being president.

2: Related to but distinct from 1, Biden's main strategy of "at least I'm not the other guy" is much less effective for an incumbent than a challenger.

3: Biden is currently alienating a large part of his own base by supporting two seperate genocides (Gaza and Yemen), one of which Democrats actually care about even when there's a Dem president.

Don't get me wrong, I REALLY want him to win since he's by far the lesser evil, but for the above reasons and others, there's a significant risk of him actually losing if the traitor isn't disqualified as he should be

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Damn you! Now that abominable song is stuck in my head and probably will be for the rest of the day! ๐Ÿคฆ

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

my radical and poorly regulated militia

Talk about fighting fire with fire!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

My only regret.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

More like the firecrotch nation, amirite?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then again, there isn't one where it's a particularly good one, either ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

and an onion on their belt.

Which will be the style at the time, of course.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Everything looks like a penis when all you need is to get nailed? ๐Ÿคท

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