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You probably already know this, or are talking about another language, but JavaScript is inherently single threaded, so unless you're running blocking I/O in parallel, you won't actually see any performance boost. Service workers get their own thread though.

Email templates are ubiquitous and can easily insert names and any other variable.

Grep is as high power as vim and emacs??? In what universe?

No, but he went with a thousand other shipping company CEOs and only him and the UPS guy came out with money.

I like Feeder as a free Android option

Thing is, it already was ubiquitous before the AI "boom". That's why everything got an AI label added so quickly, because everything was already using machine learning! LLMs are new, but they're just one form of AI and tbh they don't do 90% of the stuff they're marketed as and most things would be better off without them.

I think once upon a time, some dumb politician used it to announce something dumb and it didn't work lol

So they're adopting a similar structure to OpenAI, a for-profit company majority controlled by a non-profit organization.

Outrage, yes, but what about decreased usage? What's the effect on revenue and stock price? C-suite pay?

Yep, that protection plan is $1.49. The real sin here is having the "Original Price" not be an obvious order total, but that's pretty minor.

The interesting question is what happens if Valve is still around after all of us are long gone and there are millions of 150+ year old accounts, many under active use?