TriPolarBearz

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, just let me buy this one thing first.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Gotta make room for dinner

[–] [email protected] 156 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Driving on the highway

Hood pops open. Can't see anything. Try to brake but crash.

⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.

Tesla: OTA update successful

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Furniture music is an actual type of music. I personally haven't listened to it. But from descriptions, it seems like background music, elevator music, Muzak, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furniture_music

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Plot twist, user was running a contest for Capital One credit card and the correct response should have been "what's in your wallet?". OP would have won the grand prize and gotten to retire early. But instead lost the game.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

nothing to do with chocolate

Double choc

Whats double choc?

Double choc on deez nuts!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I think it was taking the letters in column A and adding "uary" afterwards. Jan-uary was correct, so Feb-uary, etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Mierdas Touch

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Front + boot = froot?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Stop with the puns... We get the point

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Behind Bars series on YouTube. Especially the one on Antananarivo prison in Madagascar.

It really helps me appreciate my freedom and life, despite occasional difficulties.

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