TotallyNotSpez

joined 1 year ago

Have you ever been punched in the face as an adult? What's the story? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Does getting knocked out by walking into a glass door count? Broke my nose, btw.

Going to the pub for the first time, I have some questions [wrong answers only] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Oi, drink slinger, 20 Kamikazes!

What do you call a person who chooses to be ignorant on somethings but not others? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago

A gobshite.

Do you have any smell you like/dislike even though most people don't? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Vinegar smell makes me want to vomit and it's used in every fecking fish n chips place. blergh

Favourite word and why? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bamboozled has a nice buzz to it.

You are transformed into an animal of your choice, and must send a message to the president in order to turn back. wdyd? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Parrot? The obvious choice?

squaaawk

What to watch? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Tokyo Vice is one of the best shows I've seen in years. Defo worth checking out. Enjoy.

What foods and drinks would you buy more often if money was not an issue? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Why not both? I love Ulster fry, but thanks to Brexit my plans moving to Belfast got cut short.

What foods and drinks would you buy more often if money was not an issue? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's my favourite chipper in Greystones, Ireland. They sell the Tasty Roll. Probably instant cancer, but I don't give a damn. I grab one every time I'm down there.

It's a baguette filled with chips (fries), bacon, garlic sauce and molten cheese.

What foods and drinks would you buy more often if money was not an issue? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Full Irish breakfast. Every single day until a heart attack gets me.

What animals do you dislike for unusual reasons and why? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Horses are fucking douchebags. One ran me over back when I was 6 years old. I never forgave them.

Has anyone else ever set a special ringtone for that one boss you dread will call you? If so, what was it? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Boss like boss fight? My phone plays "Once upon a time in the west - Man with a harmonica" whenever my ex wife calls. Thankfully, this doesn't happen too often anymore.