TomatenMark

joined 11 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Yeah, she married me for whatever reason

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Was laying naked on my bed next to my girlfriend I thought it would be funny to rip one out Instead i projektile shot a little poopy meteor wich then landed on my buttcheek We had a mirror on the floor next to the bed, i watched it happen And i watched her face changing from annoyed but funny to utterly disgusted