TheTetrapod

My car got stolen this morning. I feel this in my soul.

The correct answer.

He just really wanted to impress his hot cousin!

I had one of those! So cool, loved not having a giant glowing thing on my wrist but still receiving notifications.

It's not "simping" to point out widely spread misinformation.

Antiperspirant doesn't agree with my skin, so I use a normal deodorant, but otherwise I fully agree.

Who is downvoting you? I wouldn't think that Lemmy would be into athletics or patriotism.

It's wild to me that kbin has users, for all the problems it seems to have.

Is this a joke? How do you "pin up" your dick?

One can consent (implicitly or explicitly) to sex before one is fully aroused. This is exactly analogous to a woman not yet being wet.

This happens on Lemmy as well.

Unequivocally no.