TheRagingGeek

Now you can slam the top of the machine to boot it up

I had to learn how to use that in the military, used to call it crashinal rose

Lincoln's nice though I have found Omaha a little more affordable, same great purple people, same crappy state government

Armatrons were pretty neat but I can definitely imagine why functional ones are nigh impossible to obtain, I would imagine all the plastic gearing inside either chipped away by careless use and worn down over years

I've run into this twice, both times I've had to deal with Microsoft Support for around 2-3 hours to resolve, shitty for a paying customer.