TastyWheat

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"Hey, alien planet we've never been on before. Let's take our helmets off."

"Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he's infected."

"This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left."

I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I will never forgive the Apple rep who came into our retail store and loaded up the store Homepod with A PLAYLIST OF SIXTY THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING RENDITIONS OF THAT CUNTING SONG and then locked it out so we couldn't change it back to normal human music. Said it was his favourite song.

I made a complaint and never saw him again. I've never seen an entire store's staff hate life more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

NOBODY likes Old Mila Kunis.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

So many gamed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

And it's still fucking awesome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Just the way grues like it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

It's the perfect crime, they'll never suspect it was you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Uhhhh... Nes, It's a Yo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I laugh every time I see this one.

DOGGO

[–] [email protected] 108 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mariah Carey. I work retail. If you know, you know.

 

 

So they can Scandanavian

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