I will never forgive the Apple rep who came into our retail store and loaded up the store Homepod with A PLAYLIST OF SIXTY THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING RENDITIONS OF THAT CUNTING SONG and then locked it out so we couldn't change it back to normal human music. Said it was his favourite song.
I made a complaint and never saw him again. I've never seen an entire store's staff hate life more.
"Hey, alien planet we've never been on before. Let's take our helmets off."
"Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he's infected."
"This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left."
I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.