StupidBrotherInLaw

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I cannot imagine how stupid someone would have to be to actually think what you just said means anything of consequence and I'm possibly one of the stupidest blokes on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Fun fact: cremation doesn't completely burn up the human body. A certain amount of solid bone fragments remain, which are ground up. This almost entirely forms the "ashes".

Assuming the bullet was lead (which melts at about a third of cremation fire temperatures), it likely ended up as little blobs and was then ground up. Your mother still has the bullet, it's just in powder form now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's also a great idea. We could offer him the likely cost of legal proceedings. Ugh. Never again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's a really good point and I can't disagree. Worst case, our annoyance tactics fail and we have the court proceedings already in motion. You're totally right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks! It's annoying now but we'll laugh about it someday. I'm glad your squatters are gone, it gives me hope.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (7 children)

We're not in the US and, where we live, to file for eviction we must take this to court for a judge to validate the reason for eviction. Typical eviction times range between 3-9 months. We're going to try being such terrible flatmates that he decides to leave. No more free food or access to our toiletries. We'll be blasting our music all day. I'm growing several konjac plants which produce flowers that smell like rotting meat.

If this doesn't work, then we'll take the legal route.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Holy shit, are you me? We're going through the same thing. A not close friend of mine got evicted so his landlord could renovate his apartment and he has been living with us for six months now, for free. He stays in his room and plays video games all day, every day. He has no job. He subsists on dry cereal unless we feed him. He barely interacts with us. He doesn't do anything to help with chores, instead agreeing to assist and then just "forgetting". He sleeps from 6 am to 2 pm and is up all fucking night. We only know if he's awake because we can hear him playing games.

We told him two months ago that he needs to leave by now but he still has no job and no prospects. My wife, him, and I are in our fifties. We have a 55 year old child.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Big oof here. Maybe make sure you understand what you're talking about before criticizing others?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think you meant gambling, but gamboling is probably disallowed by these nitwits too.

"Yaehab, such demonstrations of joy allow Satan into your heart!" *Backhands child*

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If that's true, go get checked out. Tachycardia is often easily treated but can be a serious issue if you ignore it.

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