Stumblinbear

That's just called malware

I break bananas in half instead of peeling them

I eat cereal with a fork. No I will not explain further

I'm much younger than you think I am

Three or four years at this point, so technically not including some of the ridiculous inflation, but the cost of living in that area has barely increased. Rent is $900 on average there right now, so if you're pulling in 25 an hour you're making plenty to live alone relatively comfortably

Yes. When I lived out there I would've killed for 25 an hour. I was making 7.50 an hour and with a roommate I lived pretty okay. At 25 I could've lived alone and still saved

I was slightly exaggerating sure, but 25 an hour outside of a city is a lot of money.

My roommate stomps around like he's a 600lb land whale. He's like 140lb. I'm a bigger dude and sometimes people don't even hear me coming. Be considerate and walk like a normal person

You can be a perfectly good dev and not enjoy working in the cli, especially when there are good enough alternatives

Customers get charged for maintenance between the ISP and their house

They really don't, customers get charged what they need to be charged to support the network, not just the last mile to your house. Companies don't get internet connectivity for free, either, paying significantly more than consumers at every turn

That's.. why they charge customers fees