Front left: cigarettes and lighter
Front right: Keys, handkerchief
Back left: phone
Back right: wallet
Leg left side: 10 in 1 screwdriver
Right leg side: ballpoint pen, sharpie, white marker, mini vise-grips.
Stonewyvvern
joined 1 year ago
In the future, you have to subscribe to use your specific genes. No choice in the matter because you were born with them, but big pharma owns the rights to those same genes.
The ole bait and switch...
"Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day...cause it's all downhill from here."
Is my morning mantra...
COVID sucks. Counting my blessings that Ive never caught it. Every single one of my coworkers and their families had it. But they also don't know how viruses and bacteria operate either.
They habitually stick their philangies in all of their facial orifices without regard for what they may have touched earlier...
Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Crank that shit cause I'm the hero tonight!
One of the best things about being adult, you can eat your dessert before dinner.
Franchises are gonna franchise...
So imprinted are the memories of The Flammenwerfer Times, their descendants still have nightmares about it.
They literally scan your ID when you buy green in my state. They already know who you are and where you live. The cameras are to keep people honest (intimidated).