Stonewyvvern

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

In the future, you have to subscribe to use your specific genes. No choice in the matter because you were born with them, but big pharma owns the rights to those same genes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

The ole bait and switch...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

"Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day...cause it's all downhill from here."

Is my morning mantra...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

COVID sucks. Counting my blessings that Ive never caught it. Every single one of my coworkers and their families had it. But they also don't know how viruses and bacteria operate either.

They habitually stick their philangies in all of their facial orifices without regard for what they may have touched earlier...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Crank that shit cause I'm the hero tonight!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

One of the best things about being adult, you can eat your dessert before dinner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Franchises are gonna franchise...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So imprinted are the memories of The Flammenwerfer Times, their descendants still have nightmares about it.