Squirrel

joined 1 year ago

More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The long-handled axe/spear combo? Yeah, that'll do.

More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The most elegant weapon.

Says it all. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I avoided COVID for 3 years and have had it twice since July.

Anon breaks his chains in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I can only speak for myself, but my mood tends to be better after a week or two without orgasm.

I am above average! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lower your standards?

Tis the season in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Is it at least a sacrifice in the manner of Far Cry 3?

What a time to be alive in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

This is amazing.

Anon is dating too young in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Why would we censor Fronch?

I get it now in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well when you put it like that...

Modern consumer logic in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

My anxiety ridden ass loves Amazon. My house is in a private enough area that I've never had a package stolen, but I live near a distribution center, so I can often get same-day delivery.

It's the grease that makes it perfect in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Damn straight.

Roll that coal lil' buddy in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Surgeries certainly exist. I've definitely read about porn stars doing surgeries, though I believe those were primarily for sustained erections and girth control, rather than length.