Squeezer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

‘Oranges and lemons say the bells of St Clements’ but like it’s from the minaret of a mosque run by the hard of hearing. It’s aggressive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I reckon you can still do it. Buying lumps of sawn hardwood is expensive, but if you start looking for what people throw away you can do it. You can find hardwood that is completely illegal to cut and sell these days if you look for mid century furniture that’s getting thrown out. Or softwoods. You’re not stupid, and you can carve if you want to.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

A girl sidled up to me at college when I was About 18 and just said “you have beautiful veins”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Feels like a super power when you’re scuba diving and you see all the other divers holding their noses!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

We were standing in the pub, and I’d just bought a round. I gave my mate a fresh pint, and like a complete piss head he let it slip through his fingers. It landed on the floor between us with a thunk, not a single drop spilled. It just nailed the landing, completely solid. Fucking witchcraft.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

“Deny thy counter and refuse thy knife”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

O cutting board, cutting board, wherefore art thou cutting board?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Followed government pay guidelines and froze pay for 12 fucking years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I love watching BMX videos. I’m old and don’t ride, but hey, plenty of people watch sports that they don’t play. I just happen to like BMX.