SomethingBurger

The Android app is garbage, often refuses to automatically synchronise, and for the past few releases has been displaying an error saying it can't connect to the server even though it clearly can.

Nextcloud itself is okay but slow.

It is, at least CNIL (French privacy authority) ruled as such. Pretty much all French newspaper websites operate like this.

Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie

This is GDPR-compliant. They don't have to provide the content for free.

start participating in new hobbies

What if I already have hobbies? I'm not rich enough to stop working, my time is limited. Also what's the link between hobbies and dating?

meeting people

"Want to meet people? Easy, just meet new people!"

Useless advice. Meeting new people outside of work or school is practically impossible. People giving this kind of advice never explain how to do it, because they don't know themselves.

Automattic already made several big acquisitions, including Tumblr, yet are still independent.

This is what concert ticket selling sites do for highly anticipated events.

Try https://www.monde-diplomatique.fr/cartes/PPA

Here's one for France:

It shows national and big local newspapers.

Looks like it's just replacing the Menu key.

Also, aren't they all female? I know life, huh, finds a way, but this doesn't seem plausible.

What's wrong with the science in Jurassic Park? All of the problems in the park originate from underfunding security.