SomethingBurger

Tubular is better. It's a fork of NewPipe with SponsorBlock built-in.

I set my phone to automatically go into Do Not Disturb mode at night, but still ring if my parents call me. If they call at night, it must be urgent.

Nothing replaces Blu-Ray because it's more than good enough. A single disc can store up to 100GB.

paying for piracy

LineageOS has this option too. The whole system crashes and restarts randomly once a week /s

License plates.

I memorised most of my friends' and coworkers' plates, and sometimes recognise plates of random people if I see them often enough.

I use Deezer. It also has podcasts but they don't shove it up your face, in fact I just checked and I don't even see them on the app's home screen. I have to specifically search for them.

Forgejo is a reactionary fork of Gitea, started because the creator of Gitea founded a company to maintain it.

Windows users will add a new PowerShell command or registry hack to the pile of shit to do to clean up a fresh install, and keep complaining that Linux is too hard.

TBH I'd rather not see this at all because, in my experience, it's either inaccurate or missing for most roads.

It does. Tap the Overlay button (above the compass) and enable Traffic.