Smeagol666

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just being obnoxious isn't a crime, but that's not enough of a reason to get a ding. I've seen way worse comments to others and to myself from assholes on reddit who never got banned. "fOr ThE sAkE oF tHe FeDiVeRse, I dO dEcLaIr..." seriously with this shit? This place is already turning into Reddit. Apparently trolling isn't boring for you yet, huh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Do you know how much garlic bread I can make for $5? A bunch, and fucking good too!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not surprised; BOA is the fucking Taco Bell of banking. The only one worse that I can think of is Wells Fargo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only know the difference because I used to print magazines that featured both Pomeranians and Yorkies.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Shit. Good catch. I guess it's been a while.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They seem to go out of their way in The Big Lebowski to misidentify creatures ( possibly to emphasize their stupidity). The "marmot" is actually a ferret, and the "Pomeranian" is actually a Yorkie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"It's got electrolytes and shit!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Nah man, I'm pretty fucking far from OK."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"His name is Robert Paulson."

"This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits."

"She's just polishing the brass on the Titanic, it's all going down man."

"People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

1 Shut the fuck up, Donny!

3 I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like... ~~freedom~~ victory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.

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