Scrof

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Aren't all smart watches just e-waste? Always found them ridiculously redundant and wasteful. I mean my gshock is still on the same battery after 11 years and it's still precise, has a calendar, alarm clocks, timers, backlighting and went through hell and back. I used to swim and take showers without taking it off, crawling in a desert, all sorts of abuse with not even a scratch.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (7 children)

It's easier to say where my body doesn't hurt at this point. I guess my hands are ok. Well no scratch that the bastards dry up in winter and resemble bleeding salt flats... fuck.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 year ago (18 children)

Can confirm. Fight the power, fuck the system and all that jazz. I was told it was my "maximalism of the youth", a phase that would pass, but I only become more and more radical in my views as I mature, so that was a fucking lie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's actually a pretty big brain strategy on the path to the coveted quick and sudden death.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TP dispenser should be in the middle and there should be only one of those for max competition.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Not to mention charisma and sick sense of style.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't make me wash the floor and I'll wash all the dishes you could possibly want, babe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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