SARGE

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

When people start seeing huge rises in their electric bill, don't be surprised to see normal everyday people trying to burn down datacenters.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I promise I won't get political"

two drinks later

"COME OUT YEH BLACK AN' TAN"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lol imagine being beholden to constant internet or having to pay for your music...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Legit, my old job required a 90-day change, and I once logged into a system I could do monetary damage on with ease, because I took a guess at my manager's password based on how long it had been since he told it to me during an emergency.

He did what every single person I spoke to did. "password 01" changed to "password 02" and I just tried twice, and sure enough he had changed it three times since he had told me.

While I wouldn't be ruining the company as a whole, I could have easily fucked over the individual location because scheduled password changes just ensure people use predictable passwords.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I like to throw it at them, then sprint away to see if I can make it outside before I get smacked. It's about 50/50.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pick up that can

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And since this is the world we live in, most people proceed with that understanding.

This was not the case in 2007.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

That could come later.

For now it just means reassigned to a desk somewhere not too far from MPs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Hey, I'll have you know I only have one alt!

... Don't tell Keiko, but it's for porn.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's practically a British rite of passage.

Can you really say you've had the proper UK experience if you haven't been stabbed? I myself was stabbed 17 times on my last outing to Brighton.

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