Who do you think wrote the "loopholes" into the law? The fossil Fuel Lobbyists. Those weren't oversights. It wasn't like some selfless senator was crafting legislation, and wouldn't you know it, he accidentally defined a light-truck in a way that SUVs still qualify. Aw Shucks.
As far as criminal liability for corporations, do you think that our current representatives just don't think of these "unique" and possibly even good ideas? No! They are PAID by lobbyists to pass the laws that the lobbyists have written specifically for the industry they are representing. Your entire premise is combination of just-world fallacy, and a healthy dose of the wisdom of the markets. But you are absolutely wrong on both accounts.
But not removed. Have to say B!tch instead....