If I had a nickel for every time I was troubleshooting with a friend and discovered they thought turning the monitor off and on again was "rebooting the computer" I'd be depressingly wealthy.
PoastRotato
joined 1 year ago
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Do they... they torture them with a rubber horse...?
ETA: Goddammit it says rubber hose
ITT: Marketing specialist vs engineer
My coworker flips his shit every time I include a ternary operator in a PR. He also insists on refactoring any block of code longer than two lines into its own function, even when it's only used once.
He is not well liked.
Easily the most disappointing day of Oprah's life
My favorites are flesh fries
He's definitely stretching something
Falling into a black hole is almost always fatal.
Almost??
I know you're joking but you basically just suggested buying a pack of frozen mixed veggies so you can pick out and use only the carrots for your stew, and the idea of someone actually doing that sends my brain into a tailspin