PoastRotato

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

I know you're joking but you basically just suggested buying a pack of frozen mixed veggies so you can pick out and use only the carrots for your stew, and the idea of someone actually doing that sends my brain into a tailspin

[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 months ago (4 children)

If I had a nickel for every time I was troubleshooting with a friend and discovered they thought turning the monitor off and on again was "rebooting the computer" I'd be depressingly wealthy.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Do they... they torture them with a rubber horse...?

ETA: Goddammit it says rubber hose

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

ITT: Marketing specialist vs engineer

[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago (5 children)

My coworker flips his shit every time I include a ternary operator in a PR. He also insists on refactoring any block of code longer than two lines into its own function, even when it's only used once.

He is not well liked.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 11 months ago (14 children)

Easily the most disappointing day of Oprah's life

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorites are flesh fries

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

He's definitely stretching something

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Falling into a black hole is almost always fatal.

Almost??