Phil_in_here

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, that's the one. The one that makes a modicum of sense

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Either A) New Years Day is a day of the week and your birthday changes every year (but in a vastly more predictable way; NYD will make next year's dates one weekday ahead), or B) New Years Day is a completely separate day and all years are identical, and you choose your birthday to be celebrated on the closest agreeable weekend if that matters to you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

There is a pretty fucking solid one:

13 months exactly 4 weeks long. 364 days. Two unique days: New Years Day and Leap Day. Just put them together.

Now every month is the same length. Every numbered day is the same day of the week in every month for the whole year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Sounds like that'll buy you one logistic

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not it at all. Literally, my children told me, "I don't want to go up, I just want to go to the houses with bowls". But it's not a lazy thing, it's a social anxiety thing. We don't chat with strangers, we don't make small talk with people we don't know, we don't ask people things we can find out without asking people things. We're socially awkward parents and we have socially awkward children.

Millennials, the ones who would much rather text than call on the phone their dearest friends and closest relatives, are 35-40 years old. They're the ones with halloweening children and those kids are just ask averse to face to face interactions with neighborhood residents as we are.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Meanwhile, in France:

"What's the roundish thing we eat a lot?"

"Apples?"

"No, the one that grows underground."

"Dirt apples?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's like the cost of one banana

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Isn't that just "giraffe" with a regional accent?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I use the free stuff, like, all the time

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Also, if you're not going to play it this week, think twice! And, if you're not going to play it this month, think a third time!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Are you suggesting to give 'em all the Cotton Hill treatment?

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