Phil_in_here

Isn't that just "giraffe" with a regional accent?

I use the free stuff, like, all the time

Also, if you're not going to play it this week, think twice! And, if you're not going to play it this month, think a third time!

Are you suggesting to give 'em all the Cotton Hill treatment?

Stop putting baking soda and vinegar together as and claiming its a "cleaning solution"!

Might as well put in the instructions to add a dollop of hot water and a dollop of cold water.

Meanwhile the guy in the top left is just pleased as punch

I pause videos to read what's on screen.

The add on I need is to automatically send the advertiser a message telling them I'm boycotting their product due to their participation in increasingly shitty advertising.

You won't come after me if I right click? Legally, I mean.

Sound like entrapment tbh

To be clear: climate change requires individual responsibility. Keeping your kids off legitimate online pornography websites is too big for citizens to handle on their own and requires government intervention.

I always felt that way about Hershey chocolate! Glad to finally have confirmation that it literally tastes like I just threw up.

People using 'infuriating' when they should be using 'irritating'

Humans have hit living things with sticks and rocks since we learned it hurts them more than us. You can't blame patriarchy or the media for that.

Hate and fear are inherent to people. But that's like how we have an inherent appetite for sugar, fat, and salt.

Love is like exercise. Sometimes kids want to do nothing, sometimes all they want to do it run around. They need to learn that it is good for them and ultimately makes them feel good. Some do on their own, some need to be taught, and some don't learn it and make a point to avoid it. And the longer you go without doing it, the harder it is to start again.

We built societies and civilizations on the very idea of being greater than our nature.