But think of the opportunities you'd get naming your pet tha... Wait...
PeriodicallyPedantic
Jorts are jean shorts.
Gnorts are gnome shorts.
Aliens wear gnomes for pants QED
You might wanna double check that.
Unless this is a joke I'm not aware of
Me in the bash terminal
If you think a first grader learns anything but swear words, after a single day of teaching, I've got some news for you.
Dickfore
You sound like one of those edgelords who acts like grumpy old men who cry at young people for doing things differently.
I bet you could stop talking and everyone would like you better โฅ๏ธ
Lemmy mostly.
Mastodon, but it's pretty barren there so I've mostly given up on microblogging
Pixelfed, but rarely use it for the same reason.
I'll use Facebook marketplace to sell shit. I have an account on pretty much everything but I don't use it anymore unless someone sends me a link to something.
I mostly just use IM chat apps with my friends
There is some truth to that, but this doesn't seem like the thing to focus on, if that's the goal. Surely there is a better subject to fulfill those needs.
Like... If we all forgot how to keep time, and we had to invent a new system of time keeping... Surely we could do better than what we have now.
I don't actually believe this is true.
It rather, I imagine that they could get an even greater leg up if that time was spent teaching something else
Yes.
But they don't need to know it. So they stopped teaching it.
Would you say that they... crossed the line?!?! ๐๐๐