PapaStevesy

You're describing users without basic knowledge.

I'm playing a lot of pinball, but that really hasn't changed.

This is pretty big news, I would think it would be relevant in way more than just one article, time to do some updating.

Even if her numbers are right, it's 16 every 45 years, then all of a sudden it's 8 in 8 years. That should be pretty worrying to her.

That's the punchline I learned too, definitely hits harder imo.

No it's not, it hides the skip countdown, once skipping is an option, the button is there. The scrubber shows the length of the unskippable portion of the ad instead of the length of the full ad, so it's a different kind of deception, but the button is still there when it's usable.

A man says to his doctor, "I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam!"

"Relax!" says the doctor, "You're two tents!"

Chubby's kind of a weirdo anyway, I'm fine with that. "Twist Again" isn't gonna make much sense anymore, but it's no great loss.

Working for the FDA sounds like it could be pretty lame until you learn about Laser Division.

I'd like to ignore it until it goes away too, but I don't think that's an effective strategy for either issue.

You can acquire it through direct contact, i.e. consuming prion-disease-contaminated meat. What would you call it?

I like to think of it like a Mad Cow or Kuru, you can't eat your own species's brains or you could get a super lethal, contagious prion disease.