Oneeightnine

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Joking aside, the scene where Tywin schools Joff on how no true king needs to say that he's a king is peak GoT. Absolutely incredible writing, acting and production from all involved.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Is it considered a staycation if you get a caravan for a week? Or is that below the Guardian?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Firstly, Chorley.

Secondly, I should rewatch Phoenix Nights. It's been like twenty years, it's time.

As for where I'm from? Walkers Crisps and Pork Pies.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Based on these comments it's absolutely Long-Covid. I mean, I've never had COVID before, and I've got two very young children who spread disease like you wouldn't believe....but it's definitely Long-Covid.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah I'm fairly sure it's the fact that I live with two people who spend most of their time sticking their filthy little hands in and onto things that have previously been touched by other, equally as filthy little hands.

Kids are disgusting.

 

I've got two kids and it feels like at least two of the four of us has had a cold going back to mid-december.

I've had this cough thing for the last few days, figured I was over the worst of it...until I woke up this morning with a horrifically blocked nose; been sneezing and blowing my nose since. Will it ever end?

 

I'll kick us off I guess.

The Kings of Leon song about one's 'Sex being on fire'? Yeah I have no idea what that means. What does 'your sex is on fire mean'?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Gotta respect it.

 

I bite off the top and scoop the inside out with my tongue like some sort of a filthy chocolate pervert.

What about you?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Can't speak to Wickes but in my experience these sort of things are pretty handy way of figuring out how bad staff feel about your company....thus allowing you to then do fuck all to remedy the situation.

But hey, at least you asked.

 

8 year old me walking around with a collection of Shag Bands on my wrist. No idea what shagging was, but apparently I'd done a lot of it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's cheap.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

You think Radio 2 is bad, try listening to Heart Dance for close to 45 hours a week.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

More importantly it marks the 1 week anniversary of my birthday from yesterday and signals that there's only another 51 weeks left until my next one.

Honestly, Mothers are always making it about themselves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
 

And it's been rubbish so far.

My partner had to go to work because her boss wouldn't give her the day off. My kids spent twenty minutes crying because they wanted Mummy to stay off and all I've done is clean the house.

How's your Sunday going?

 

I've run out of Corn Flakes and I can't locate any bread so I'm pretty much cooked....

 

I've been working my way through the BBC series The Cows Are Mad. It's a ten-part mini-series that tries to shed some light on the BSE/vCJD stuff from the 80s and 90s.

You'z?

 

When I was a kid, me and my beavers group got into the local paper because we did something.

I've got no idea what we did, but we got printed and as a 7 year old that was pretty huge.

Life never got better.

 

How is the little lad ever going to own his own home if he's already eating Avocado?

Pretty poor parenting if you ask me.

 
 
 

I'm usually a C2 sort of guy, but through bad luck and (my own) poor performance, I've begun my Sunday morning with a B1. Whilst a bad start to the day, I'm determined not to let it ruin what could be a good Sunday.

Where do you come in on the tea debate?

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