Nusm

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Count DeMoney: “The peasants are revolting.”

King: “You can say that again, they stink on ice.”

—History of the World Part I

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What? Those can’t have ever existed, you’ve got to be making that up. You’re pulling my leg, right?!?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

About 6-8 years ago, McDonald's had a line of like, "gourmet" burgers that came with grilled onions on them and big leafs of Romaine lettuce, those things were delicious but they discontinued them after only like, six months.

I’m old enough to remember the first “adult” burger McDonald’s launched, the Arch Deluxe. It came on a potato bun and had a stone ground mustard that was delicious. They had a huge marketing push for it, but then gave up before it had a chance to really catch on. I thought it was really good (for McDonald’s), but they didn’t really give it time.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

This was one of my favorite bits that he did. I use it all the time!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Maybe, I don’t remember. I thought it was from a comedian, but I could be wrong. (Memory isn’t what it used to be. 🤷🏻)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Read about it and more in this month’s riveting issue of Duh.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I don’t remember the comedian, but I remember the joke:

“If they can dye it green for St. Patrick’s Day, why can’t they dye it blue the other days of the year?”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

If you’re a fan of gritty police dramas, I continuously beat the drum for The Shield. It’s one of most tightly written series I’ve ever seen, with events from the very first episode affecting everything that comes after. Plots wind through multiple episodes and sometimes seasons.

All 7 seasons are currently on Hulu.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

“It was a million to one shot, doc!”

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