4 mins? Is that an hyperbole? Oo
Nisaea
Wait did you really take the retina thing literally ???
Maybe you've been using themes with too much contrast ? I mean, I can't work on a light theme for any extended period of time, but most dark themes are too stark and eye searing for me, so that may be your case too?
Mine sure aren't with light mode, even in brightly lit office environment. Different people have different eyes, and needs. What may be an unnecessary gimmick for you may very well be vital to the next person's livelihood.
Fwiw, about the zéro expérience thing, I hope you know that plenty of women would enjoy helping their partner explore how to share pleasure and day to day intimacy with them. Being inexperienced and realistic about it also means you won't have that overconfidence that leads some men to disregard their partner's personal likes, needs and body quirks, and that can be a very reassuring premise.
Source : this old crone was that woman once.
Goodness gracious ._.