NigelFrobisher

This is why Mario eventually turned into a cyborg and tried to wipe out the Mushroom Kingdom.

Very informative!

I dunno lol

I love finding all the weird experimental stuff in Home Bargains, like the Jaws and Back To The Future cereal (Jaws is sea-creature shapes rather than human limbs, sadly).

Did they make it smaller and more expensive again at the same time?

Space-time itself is curved, therefore there is no such thing as a straight line.

What did you do to offend them?

We were not ready.

This, but with separate services for read and write operations and another for event handling.

New edition is just an incoherent rant about the “woke mind virus” trying to destroy him for “just saying what everyone is thinking”.

I’m sure that weird little pod thing in the middle is actually next to the ring road in Manchester.

Generally when you go on holiday and do a detailed handover to another dev, you find the team spent the week fighting some crazy fire in prod or sudden shift in priorities from up the chain. Don’t think I’ve ever had them actually complete my work.