NegativeLookBehind

Jajajajaja

Did I just say “yes” a bunch of times, or was I laughing? No idea.

How is it impossible? Just proxy all the SSL connections, use MITM certificates and break/inspect the data, capturing it to your own PCAP Servers.

EDIT: There’s more to it than that, but these are some of the fundamentals.

Ha, yes. I was thinking about that after I posted the comment.

To me this means:

• They couldn’t figure out how to do it, or

• It was too expensive to implement, and

• They’ll just get the NSA to share the data with them at a fraction of the cost

See, everyone? Now that’s a clever post title.

If you used Linux you wouldn’t have these problems, but go ahead and cop out if you want

Apple tried to give me a free month of Apple TV and I tried to give it back to them.

Maybe they were actually vampires?

Idk but I’m reporting you to HR.

She was very serious about her job and had a Karen haircut.

Used to know someone who titled themselves a “Human capital specialist” on LinkedIn. What a weird fucking thing to call yourself.

Same here, got nervous