Narrrz

it's all relative anyway

I don't strictly forget about them, but I never think to buy them myself. Brussels sprouts.

even if this specific example were, the law of large numbers means there's a very high likelihood that at least one person really holds this attitude.

it took me a long time to realise that just because it has the word liberty (almost) in it, doesn't mean it's a left-wing idea.

I think you said the unspoken part out loud.

unfortunately, I entirely lack imagination. happily, however, this is not a case where one is needed.

you got the last letter of the C-word right, but it's one letter too short.

some republicans are ~~good people~~ not awful to literally everyone

some republicans are good people in the same way some cops are good cops.

... ARAC

don't forget to make your first wish "if i, as i am now or as i become subsequent to their fulfilment, am unsatisfied with the outcome of any of my wishes, i wish to return to the moment i first was granted them, retaining full knowledge of the timeline as i caused it to be but with the ability to make diffent choices"

since we're supposed to not be dealing with a monkey paw/genie situation, i didn't use it this way, but in general I'd recommend making it your first wish under any such circumstances.

rephrase as necessary to further weed out possible loopholes.

a private reality which obeys whatever rules i want it to.

the ability to interface this reality with any others, as well as disconnect it, at will.

apropos of nothing, have you ever tried to actually get your jaws around someone else's head? you can't really open your mouth enough to do more than scrape the skin - biting someone's skull open would probably not be possible.