Had a bit of fun with weird proverbs with coworkers today, two that stayed :
The one who swallow a coconut, has complete trust in his anus.
Don't pretend to be a tiger when you're a kitten.
Not really on theme, but the first one will often get a chuckle out of people without having to be on a pillow.
Do you know if there are, or if there are plans for a "new" Turing test ?