NKVDawg

Так ОП добавил же перевод.

How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.

Not only had I never eaten a potato, I had never heard the word potato

Also known as the entirety of Sunday

Now do this to the landlord

So Anon wants a mommy girlfriend who pretends to be his girlfriend girlfriend? That's sick.