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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Boeing: Amtrak of the Skies. We’ll probably get you there safely.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Our company is invested in the dynamic strategy of using people to solve problems. Person Intelligence or PI, as we call it. We know our strategy is out of favor now, but given that it has worked consistently throughout all of human history, we are hopeful for the future."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

Meanwhile, ~~the economy~~ rich people's yacht money is doing fantastic by every metric.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Makes perfect sense. Bill Gates puts Chinese 5G into third party printer ink. It's used to activate the spikes in vaccinations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

they will be deployed shortly afterwards by the police.

"You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of racism in the new drones, but what I said was: Give me all the racism you have."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

"Why yes, my religion requires that dynamite be stuffed into my corpse. You're not discriminating against my religion, are you?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The sweet release of death, preferably while sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Holiday special: Make one campaign contribution at a fixed amount, get two more campaign contributions made on your credit card in variable amounts in the near future. Merry Christmas!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I tied a ROFLcopter to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to make a shitpost cost a cheeseburger, and in those days, cheeseburgers came with pictures of cats on 'em. "I can has cheezburger," you'd say.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads."

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you can't handle me at my rude and unreasonable chicken, you don't deserve my strange juice.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Such a move would lead to an increase in “civility,” Haley believes. “When they know their pastor, their family members can see it, it's going to help our kids and it's going to help our country," she said.

That's what everyone said about posting next to your real name on Facebook. How did that turn out?

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