MxM111

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (5 children)

What’s power button right? Do power buttons have rights? Or is it right side of power button?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (10 children)

You do not need to update Linux?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That’s the scary part…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not only they are becoming conscious, but also drunk. We are doomed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The absence of finesse is different from the absence of humor. Stereotypically speaking, of course.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How else you light the candle? From the bottom?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

One would think that “hot strippers” is not acceptable in any technical professional environment. Except there are mechanical devices that strip optical fiber from the jacket/coating. The devices are called strippers. Some of those devices are heating up the coating before removing for the easiness of stripping. Those are hot strippers. And of course, MS Outlook blocks e-mails that have these words.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Professional slang is fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if you work in slaughterhouse?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

When you torch from the top, you can burn your fingers with the regular lighter.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Give man a fish and they call you a communist. Create a baby crashing machine and they call you shrewd businessman. Or something like this.

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