MrPibb

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Ee e e um um a weh Ee e e um um a weh In the bedroom room, the master bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight. In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets the knife. A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack

Sorry, 3rd grade me could not help himself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Lol, no fucking way this happens.